And then when Alice is ready, we'll go I'm ready. I just I just started recording and we'll see how much of like a space that gives me.

Hello and welcome to well scares your problem.

It's Halloween. It's scary.

That's right. Do I have my creepy drops here? I think I might do.

Just continue to do it myself while I find them.

Thank you. I'm Justin Rosnick, brackets scary.

I'm the person who's talking right now. My pronouns are he and him. All right, go.

I am fuck out. I'm Alice cold well. Killy. Yeah, my pronouns are she and her. I'm the person who's talking now.

Liam. Liam. Yes. Hi. I am Liam, but from beyond the grave. I was recently murdered by our guest.

It's some sort of H. H. Holmes murder mansion tribute thing.

Yes. Yes. I'm downstairs. I'm the corpse formerly known as Garth Dennis because nothing rhymes with or can be punned into my regular stupid name.

What about scarath Dennis? Scarath Dennis is funny. Yeah, that's very good. Let's go with that. Yeah, let's go with that. Okay.

We're a true crime cut. We're a true crime podcast today. That's right. Stay sexy and don't get murdered.

We never think the police did anything wrong, even though we collect examples of them fucking everything up.

We're going to make money and lots of views and stuff like that off of the misery of living in named persons.

Yeah. We'll sell you a little mug with like a photo of someone's dead aunt on there and you can buy it and it'll be like cute.

Yes. Exactly. We'll sell like a million of them.

Of course. What's the really shitty one that I hate?

That's all of them. My favorite murder is the one you're thinking of. It's the one I was referencing.

Actually, it's not all of them. I think last podcast on the left is pretty good.

It is possible to do a good true crime podcast. It's just that this will not be it.

We will sell you a votive candle of David Parker, right?

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