Episode 1157: A Gnome at the Urinal

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.9 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 14 November 2024

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

Matt crushes Halloween, goes on a Dominican adventure, and gets the hang of performing magic on the sea. Jacob has an odd bathroom story, while Paul has questions about "horse liquid." Plus chat about recent movies and miniseries, and a Scoopardy.

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0:00.0	Hey everyone, it's that time again. It's my favorite part of the show. This is the part of the show where we get to thank the ice cream truck drivers. These are the convoyer folks that deliver that fucking ice cream straight to your fucking ear holes. Right now I'd like to thank David Walker, Dead Laslow, Dirty Old Scoop, Dr. Scoop Little, Elkton Magic Scoop, and of course,
0:23.1	Fee-Fi. Thank you to those ice cream truck drivers. If you want to be an ice cream truck driver,
0:28.9	head over to preaching fun.com. Preachingfund.com is where you can go to sign up to be an ice cream
0:33.8	truck driver, and who knows? The life you save may be your own.
0:41.0	Here's a program.
0:42.5	Hey Johnny, do you want to go to an ice cream social?
0:46.3	Yeah, I'd love to.
0:47.7	Great, let's go.
0:54.0	What happens? A guy in Las Vegas, a guy in Pittsburgh, and a seaman to make a podcast.
1:03.2	This, that's what.
1:06.4	It's time for Matt Maddenly's ice cream social from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
1:11.0	That's Paul Mattingley.
1:12.3	That's Matt Donnelly.
1:14.9	I'm Jacob in Las Vegas.
1:16.6	We're preaching fun.
1:18.7	Hey, guys.
1:19.8	Somewhere between the Turks and Cape Coast and Fort Lauderdale, I say hello to you all.
1:26.3	Oh, how extravagant.
1:29.0	Yes, I'm an exotic man.
1:32.0	Yes.
1:33.5	How is ocean life treating you?
1:35.9	Good, good, good.
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