You know what this means?

In a world of nothing, a barren hills and cracked earth and once proud oceans drained to sand,

there will still be a monument to our existence,

bleached by the sun perhaps and blunted by time but everlasting.

Because this man represents all that is eternal in the human experience.

The courage to stand for a nation when all others fail or turn away.

The strength to recognize the value of freedom and to accept its cost no matter how great.

Through the curtain of the Aurora, a comet blazes to herald his arrival,

and his victories shall be transcribed into every language known to history, including Klingaw.

The Bradworth and Klerogi and Hooter's chicken wing eating champion of the world.

Eight-time Nathan's famous hot dog eating champion of the world.

The number one eater in the world I give you America in South.

T.C. and Jake.

If you had to say best album of the 90s,

where would you rank

Duky versus OK Computer?

Can you, can I ask for a definition of best, please?

You just gotta go at best?

No, you cannot ask.

You know what best means.

No, I don't think I do,

because, I mean, I'm not trying to be obtuse here, but what I like, I mean, I guess if I had to listen to one of them once, it would probably be Duky.

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