Episode 1150: Fabio's Nipples Are Dry

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.9 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 21 October 2024

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Summary

Matt and the kids see the "Beetlejuice" sequel and watch SNL as a family. Jacob and Paul debate how "The Simpsons" was subversive. Does Paul care to see the new Vince McMahon documentary? Also, cruisy Scoop Mail and Scoopardy.

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0:00.0	Why, hello there!
0:05.0	This is the part of the show where we thank you, the ice cream truck drivers.
0:10.0	Thank you to all you ice cream truck drivers out there.
0:13.0	These are the fine folks that deliver that fucking ice cream straight to your fucking ear holes.
0:17.0	Right now I'd like to thank Christine Elsess, Christy Salinas, Darren Cunningham,
0:22.4	Darth Scooper, and David Walker. If you would like to be an ice cream truck drivers like these
0:27.8	fine folks, preaching fun.com is where you can go. Preachingfund.com. Go there, sign up to be
0:34.5	an ice cream truck driver. Get thanked at the beginning of an episode.
0:38.4	Who knows?
0:39.7	The life you save may be your own.
0:44.0	Hey Johnny, do you want to go to an ice cream social?
0:48.2	Yeah, I'd love to.
0:49.6	Great, let's go.
0:53.8	I have fucked up my elbow somehow.
0:56.3	Oh, no.
0:57.0	I don't know what I've done.
0:58.5	I've been just constant masturbation.
1:00.9	Right.
1:01.5	That's never stopped you before.
1:03.0	No.
1:03.4	He's never heard before.
1:04.2	I'm playing through the tape.
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