Episode 115: Two Truths and a Lie

TigerBelly

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Society & Culture, Stand-up

4.8 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 1 November 2017

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Bobo is the shadow of all shadows. Khaloko gets pricked. Giltits fakes a crotch shot. George is Forrest. We talk cassava plants, rumspringas, and going down with the sun.

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0:00.0	The 5 4 3. 3. 2 2 1. Whoa!
0:24.0	Whoa!
0:27.0	Ooo!
0:28.0	Boo!
0:30.0	Happy Halloween!
0:31.0	Oh man, I don't know if you guys know this, but I'm deathly ill right now, man. I have been Nazkalaka, I have been sick so bad and my throat my mind hurts and my heart
0:46.2	and my body aches and I don't know what's going on but it was George's birthday and We got a couple of cards and I also got this cool
0:57.5	Slep King costume that somebody sent me for Halloween. She got a crown. But She got a letter and I think this is very poignant.
1:07.0	Well, first of all, the card has press here, and you press here?
1:11.0	And then this happens on a card.
1:13.8	Look at the technology.
1:14.8	Unbelievable.
1:15.8	The technology is unbelievable.
1:18.0	Huge.
1:19.0	And it says let the good times roll.
1:21.6	Happy birthday. Dear Mr. Kimmel I wish you a very happy
1:25.7	birthday love Connor Carlson I can see that thank you so much Connor but this is the
1:31.1	best part PS always were a condom even on your birthday.
1:35.0	AIDS is everywhere.
1:37.0	Whoa.
1:38.0	And you know what?
1:40.0	That's so fucking true.
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