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Your Kickstarter Sucks

Episode 115: Poor Sick-starter Mucks Blechisode Buns Spittoon

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 10 September 2019

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Hey, I'm a podcaster, get me out of here! That's what you WON'T be thinking during this smash-mouth, mile a minute, or should we say MIKE a minute episode of the beloved improv comedy true crime podcast Your Kickstarter Sucks.


Music for YKS is courtesy of our friends Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. These guys are the real daily fantasy.


If you have information that could lead to the arrest of the person trying to steal my fuel points, please sign up for YKS Premium (safe). Listen to the dozens of hours of content there, and then circle a number on a receipt and get back to us ASAP.


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Transcript

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0:00.0

Oh no they hit another YKS.

0:04.0

Look out here comes another YKS.

0:06.0

Time to find out why YKS.

0:09.0

Sit down and listen to the mic and JF.

0:11.0

Oh no, they hit another YKS. Now you got to hear another YKS. Time to find out why YKS. Put your

0:18.4

headphones on, it's YKS.

0:20.7

Hey Mike, hey J, just out front here doing some barbecuing.

0:27.0

I just wanted to share with you guys.

0:31.0

Whenever I hear the outro to the podcast, it has that little baseline that starts

0:37.8

out. I would like to imagine like J.F. He's playing bass. He's got like sunglasses on and he's holding it down real cool.

0:45.0

And then when the lead guitar comes in that mic and he's just making that thing, you know?

0:54.0

Anyways, thanks for the show.

0:57.0

Bye.

0:58.0

Hey everybody, welcome to YKS.

1:02.0

Mike, do you want to clear your throat a few more times before we get going?

1:05.0

I didn't know you were fucking recording yet.

1:07.0

I thought we were still good, I thought we were good to clear our throat and get ready.

1:12.0

Do you want to tell everybody what it is the type of shit

1:13.9

that we do before we actually get something on tape here?

1:18.7

All the type of nasty, the nasty crap that goes on because there's a lot you know.

1:25.0

Yeah. We turn up basically and then we turn down a little bit.

1:29.0

Yeah.

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