Episode 1147: A Warm Bag of Spring Mix

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.9 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 10 October 2024

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Summary

Taxes are done; now who pays for dinner? Jacob has a bar experience for the ages; was he being punk'd? Matt enjoys honey on his chicken. Plus, an Obelisk Scoopardy!

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0:00.0	It's that time again. It's time to thank the ice cream truck drivers. Who are the ice cream truck drivers?
0:09.1	Why, this is the convoy of folks that bring this fucking ice cream straight to your fucking ear holes.
0:14.3	Right now, I'd like to thank Bearded Scoop 3, Blue Line Scoop, dirty old scoop, Dr. Scoop Little, Elkton Magic Scoop. And scoop and that's it that's the end of the list
0:24.8	i don't know why it sounded like i was going to keep on going i'm not because that's the end of the list
0:28.8	that i'm going to read right now thank you to all of those ice cream truck drivers out there if you
0:34.2	would like to be an ice cream truck driver and i sure hope hope you do, preaching fun.com is where you can go.
0:39.5	Preaching fun.com, go right there, sign up to be an ice cream truck driver,
0:44.5	and who knows, the life you save may be your own.
0:49.2	Here is a program.
0:51.4	Hey, Johnny, do you want to go to an ice cream social?
0:55.2	Yeah, I'd love to.
0:56.6	Great.
0:57.1	Let's go.
1:01.8	Oh, shucky-ducky.
1:04.2	That's right.
1:04.9	Who got their taxes done in October?
1:08.1	Already.
1:08.9	Or last year.
1:13.0	I'm laughing because I didn't find it to test.
1:14.9	Damn!
1:15.4	The time for Matt Manningley.
1:17.1	Scream social sitting across to me in Pittsburgh and Paul Mattingly.
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