Episode 1144 - Melania Trump's Christmas
Ross Patterson Revolution!
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4.9 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 11 December 2025
⏱️ 106 minutes
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Melania Trump continues to show her love for Christmas by reading to sick children and greeting the White House Christmas Tree at the front door, Andy Dick was caught OD'ing on the streets of LA live on video, Disney put a billion dollars into Sora and now you can use Disney characters on the AI video platform, and a couple deer get obliterated by an airplane at an airport in Alaska.
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| 0:00.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross Patterson Revolution. Oh, Jaby. |
| 0:29.0 | What are we dreaming of here today? |
| 0:33.0 | Bob, what the fuck? |
| 0:34.4 | We dream of lights. |
| 0:35.9 | God damn it, Bob. We were supposed to be dreaming of a white Christmas, dude. Teat it up and everything. I say it all the time, but Bob's a 50-50. Yeah. He was maybe up late. Maybe. With a baby. Probably not. You might have been breastfeeding. Yeah. Wake up at 3 a.m. to my child screaming for cheese and ice water. Okay, good. Middle child. Good. You know what I mean? Yeah. And that is middle child energy. It is. And I love it. Yeah, our kid wakes up hungry all the time. This is Bing? This is Bing. This is Bing. We getting getting all Binged up today? Yes, sir. |
| 1:15.3 | We're getting banged. This was when we were a proper country, wasn't it? |
| 1:15.8 | Right? |
| 1:20.6 | What year was this? Well, was the Civil Rights Act enacted? Well, this is Silent Night. This is Silent Night, but if, let's just try a white Christmas. |
| 1:27.9 | What the, this is White Christmas? Wait, I played the just try a white Christmas. What the fuck? |
| 1:28.2 | This is white Christmas. Oh, I played the album. It's an album from the movie that maybe has sisters. Oh, wow. Sisters. Yeah, you nailed it. What year was this? 45. Oh. No, it was not. Wow. We were just coming out of World War II. Actually, I'm not even sure if World War II was over when this was recorded. |
| 1:47.5 | Actually, I'm not even sure if World War II was over when this was recorded. |
| 1:47.5 | Actually, this White Christmas. |
| 1:48.6 | There's a World War II through line, remember? |
| 1:52.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:52.2 | Well, White Christmas was what Hitler wanted. |
| 1:54.9 | Yes. |
| 1:55.5 | permanently. |
| 1:55.9 | Yeah. |
| 1:56.5 | So there's like a war kind of through line in White Christmas, so that makes sense. He wanted an eternal white Christmas. Yep. No, we did hear it. No, yeah. Yeah. I didn't know if you did. I didn't know if you did. I think everyone. God, it was a great joke. We all did it. You did kind of nail it. I just don't get the credit I deserve on a daily basis. |
| 2:18.4 | And that hurts. |
| 2:18.9 | Thank you. |
| 2:35.0 | Thank you. No, that means a lot. Brian's got me. That means a lot here. Brian's your boy. Merry Christmas, everyone. We just did an emergency live show on Dr. Brose sports about the firing of Sharon Moore. We will not be doing that here today. |
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