Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross Patterson Revolution. Yeah, Davies, yeah.

Whoa, what happened to you over there?

I looked over, and it seemed like you were coming up out of the water with stuff.

What's happening over there? No, I felt like my lip stuff was like on my chin. You know, I don't know. Okay. I don't know. Like Mr. Mertal? Like Mr. Mertal eating slump. Lops to the table, Mr. Mirdall. We have a lot to talk about. We really have a lot to talk about. Thanksgiving is over?

Oh my gosh. We haven't been, we haven't seen each other. No. We haven't seen each other since. So, yeah. Good to see you. Yeah, good to see you. How was your Thanksgiving? Good, good. You know, yours? Nice. Great. Awesome. Awesome.

We took the kids to water park, I think, for a couple days.

Came back, had some fun, had some laughs.

Sure.

Happy to be back.

Happy to be back in the studio.

I like a routine.

So do I?

Five days with your kids screaming their faces off about nonsense.

We're like, hey, dude, there is a million miles to go and play.

Yeah.

We've provided you with enough things to play with and places to go where it's just like,

get out of our face, homies. This is mom and dad time, okay? It's our holiday, too. It's not. You end up working more with your children than you do in the studio. So when you get back in the studio, like, we're excited to be here and do the show every day. Yeah. Because you're getting away from your kids. You're just like, all right, it's sweet, you know? Yeah, well, you just get to, like, do stuff that makes sense to you. Uh-huh. You know? Yeah. And one of those things is coaching basketball tonight. Like, it makes sense to me. He'll listen because everybody else is going to listen to me. So he's no choice. Sure. Sure. So therefore, it's like, all right, great, man. Great. But I digress. I hope you guys had a great holiday out there. Thank you to everybody who brought the final inch in. A lot of people brought it into sign. And I just signed Matt Devlin's. Should I've signed about five or six of these in the last couple days. So thank you guys for stopping in. Thank you for buying the book itself. Hard back, paperback, wet back, your mom's back, all of it. You know, finish, hit the list. Shit, number one and new releases, all that other fun stuff. And then, by the way, when I say it starts all over again the next week, just for any author out there, you go to Amazon now, I guarantee you the books in like the 30, 40,000s, because it really does start back over. Oh, yeah. A new week, it's on Tuesdays. Triggers it, and it's, or Monday at midnight, I guess. And then that's it.

See you later, friend.

You're all done and then you're forgotten about.

Right.

People piss on you.

Right, right.

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