Episode 1140: Shakedown At The Waffle House

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.9 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 16 September 2024

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Summary

Matt and Goudeau get conned by a Waffle House? Is Jacon an Asshole? Did Paul and Anne tag team at the check out? Answer Revealed! Plus, the debut and finale of "Penny Talk", Scoop mail and Jock Vs Nerd Trivia Scoopardy.

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0:00.0	I'm here to thank the following ice cream truck drivers.
0:08.7	Right now I'd like to thank Pyrro, Paul's brother, Mike, Malia, Lori Eldroth, and Jonathan.
0:15.8	Those are six.
0:17.6	I almost said four, but that didn't seem right.
0:19.4	Those are six of our ice cream truck drivers this month.
0:22.8	If you want to be an ice cream truck driver and deliver that fucking ice cream straight to people's fucking ear holes and get thanked at this part of the show, head over to preaching fun.com.
0:33.0	Preaching fun.com is where you can go to sign up to be an ice cream truck driver, and who knows,
0:39.5	the life you save may be your own.
0:43.5	Those are four.
0:44.5	Nope, that, I feel like I said more than four names just now.
0:47.2	I did.
0:47.7	Dabbling in some Kentucky math, yeah.
0:49.9	Hey, Johnny, do you want to go to an ice cream social?
0:53.7	Yeah, I'd love to.
0:55.2	Great.
0:55.7	Let's go.
0:59.3	So I think a comics in Life Poor Social Media, the carrier pigeon arrives in Princess, as you
1:05.5	open a donut, as just a drunk penis.
1:08.6	Back!
1:13.2	Dick Pick! It's just a drunk penis. Ah! Dick!
1:16.6	It's time for Madden Mataly's ice cream social.
1:19.5	Sitting across from me, one giant dick pick, Paul Maddox.
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