Listen, kiddo, I get it. I don't like the two-party system. I think our country's corrupt.

And quite frankly, I don't want to vote for Biden. It feels like voting for a Republican.

But I'm gonna do it. You wanna know why? Because the alternative is a fucking fascist.

A fascist, it's a fascist! Maybe we can have the conversation about dismantling the two-party system

when a fascist isn't running. Maybe we can do that later, kiddo. Champ, Chief. Maybe we can talk about it later.

Let's just endorse Joe today.

Let's endorse Joe Biden the show.

I was just going to say that I can't believe

Riden with Biden caught on.

It's incredible.

Yeah.

I mean, it's, it's.

That is literally the last thing I want to think of as a woman

when I think about it with Joe Biden. Yeah. Well, I mean, they were doing reverse cowgirl with Biden. And it was like it was a, it was like for Arizona, you know, Texas kind of like voter outreach. Oh my God. Fortunately, that did not catch on nationwide. But yeah, I'm endorsing Joe Biden. You are.

Yes, here's the thing, baby. So, like, you know how we got this podcast? And we're, like, successful, right? Like, people listen to it. You know, we're like, you know, well, some people do. Well, yeah, okay, if you don't want to call them people, you don't have to. I think they're people. Okay. But I was thinking bigger, right?

Like, you know, we do our little thing. We make our little, you know, investigations and our little jokes. And, you know, we talk and we're friends and stuff. But I was thinking, what if I left you guys behind? And I became a, like, mid-tier pundit.

What's mid-tier?

Well, I don't know, Vox, I think, level.

But here's the thing. So we are, we're lower than Vox, you think?

No, we're just on the different like scale than Vox.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like, but.

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