Episode 114: Ms. Pat, Wedding Singer

The Patdown with Ms. Pat

Ms. Pat

Comedy

4.9 • 6.9K Ratings

🗓️ 15 June 2021

⏱️ 45 minutes

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White Boy Chris got engaged over the weekend, and his fiancé gets interviewed by Ms. Pat. Then it leads to a fight between Ms. Pat and Deon. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, it's white boy Chris. If the Pat Downs ever made you laugh, then join our Patreon and support us.
0:04.5	Get bonus content, a t-shirt, or an autograph copy of Rabbit, Miss Pat's autobiography.
0:09.4	Visit misspatcomedy.com for the link to the Patreon, and while you're there, join our Facebook group.
0:14.8	Welcome to another episode of Pat Down. We here, we all get like a motherfucker.
0:18.9	I've been accused of views and of shoes.
0:22.3	These motherfuckers ain't treating me right today, y'all.
0:24.8	You turned yourself into a victim for something that didn't happen.
0:27.5	That you started.
0:29.5	I've been victimized, motherfucker.
0:31.5	Hey, you victimized me.
0:33.5	Okay.
0:34.5	They had been up to five.
0:36.5	But I'm taking some gold before I leave.
0:38.5	You taking some work. Gold.
0:39.5	Go.
0:40.5	If I'm coming in here and victimizing you and colonizing this house, I'm taking...
0:44.5	You ain't taking the motherfucker today. We should be colonizing this round.
0:47.5	Do this look like a Christopher Columbus ship?
0:51.5	motherfucker, you ain't about to sell us no goddamn well.
0:55.5	Um, it's a recession.
0:57.5	This is the nicest part of this podcast, to be honest.
1:01.5	This is a weird fucking date. Okay.
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