You are listening to the Enormo Cast.

Does your partner suffer from tried-again syndrome, or one hangitis, or even worse, delusional

performance disorder?

Well, there really isn't a cure for

DPD except for a good smackdown, but it does probably mean that you've been

belaying them for hours and hours on end and are now suffering from BMP or belayer neck pain. A stiffness in the

cervical spine just below the occipital region of your thick, thick skull. But now

there's a cure for BMP resulting from DPD.

Ask your doctor about Belay specs, and when he doesn't know what the hell you're talking about,

just smile and tuck that prescription for opiates away for your next overseas plane flight. But then ask several strangers about

ballet specs. Ask that cute barista at the coffee shop on the corner about ballet specs. In fact,

ask everyone you know about ballet specs Spex. Keep talking about Bela Spex until nobody

wants to climb with you anyway. Problem solved. But if that doesn't work, then go to Bela Spex

and get yourself a pair. And don't forget to entry normalcast at check out for a discount and to help out the

podcast.

Side effects may include people thinking you're staring at them when you're not.

Old track runners rolling their eyes.

People putting them off for the first time saying,

ooh, that's trippy.

People insisting they don't like those weird glasses,

even though they've never even tried them.

If you feel drowsy, nauseous,

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