Episode 114: I'm Applying to JPMorgan

Something Went Wrong W/ Vinny

Vinny Guadagnino

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.4 • 571 Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2026

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

In this episode, Vinny recaps a chaotic Knicks playoff night — from celebrity sightings to almost ending up on national TV. Then the conversation spirals into viral internet chaos, bizarre videos, and why the internet just keeps getting weirder. Things really go off the rails with a wild alleged scandal involving JPMorgan Chase that had everyone joking about applying on the spot. We wrap with a nightmare elevator story from a comedy gig, a breakdown of the Correspondent’s Dinner shooting, and a Michael Jackson debate that quickly gets out of control. 01:05 – Knicks blowout was actually uncomfortable 02:30 – Almost ended up on national TV at MSG 05:45 – Courtside celebs everywhere 15:10 – The weirdest viral video we’ve seen 18:20 – The JPMorgan Chase story 22:00 – Power dynamics conversation 37:05 – The elevator story gets worse 40:00 – Correspondent’s Dinner shooting breakdown 42:30 – “Time traveler” theory 48:20 – Michael Jackson debate Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This guy says like one word to us and he's like, come with me.
0:03.2	And then we go and we go into a, in like freight elevator that closes with the cage like this.
0:08.5	And he goes, by the way, the lights broken.
0:11.0	Pitch black.
0:11.6	Pitch black.
0:12.7	And all you see is little vitty with a little.
0:15.5	I take out my phone.
0:17.2	And I'm like, are you psychos not going to acknowledge this?
0:23.1	He's like, it's a short ride.
0:24.6	Don't worry, the light broke this morning.
0:26.6	He just, he's just, it looked like you were going to tell a ghost story.
0:29.6	Are you afraid of the dark?
0:30.6	Yeah, just, it's just your face with the light.
0:32.6	Like, like Luigi's Mansion.
0:35.6	You were just going to go roll up in the pitch black
0:39.3	No, I was high.
0:40.3	Tower of Terror.
0:56.4	What's up, everyone?
0:57.5	Welcome to another episode of Something Went Wrong with Vinny,
1:00.9	joined by Mike Figgs today.
1:02.9	What's up?
1:04.1	The Knicks won by like 50-something points last night.
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