Episode 114: "God's Tears" with Ari Shaffir
Talkin' Sh*t with Eddie Ifft
Eddie Ifft
4.8 • 1.8K Ratings
🗓️ 20 March 2012
⏱️ 74 minutes
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Summary
Ari Shaffir is on this very special episode of Jim and Eddie TalkS hit. Come with the guys as they find out why a Jew dressing up as a KKK member with a cross asking for lighter fluid is not a good idea in an ethnic neighborhood. Also, prepare for a very special surprise guest. All that and more when Jim and Eddie TalkS hit.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey everybody welcome to talking shit before we get started I just want to say that |
| 0:05.2 | Jim is not going to be here for this episode he is on a plane on the way home |
| 0:09.7 | right now hopefully he'll be on the next episode I know if you've got a shaved head you're |
| 0:14.1 | wearing a soccer jersey and you live in a town that has a shear on the end of it you |
| 0:20.2 | just turned off this episode but that's okay because you're probably going to be in prison someday anyway |
| 0:27.6 | So the today's show we got a great guess we had Ari Schaffir |
| 0:32.4 | You may have heard of Ari on |
| 0:33.6 | Joe Rogans podcast. He's on all the time. He's on Death Squad. He's uh we've got a lot of |
| 0:39.2 | noise tonight because we've got dogs in the room. We't have carpeting it's going to be a |
| 0:43.3 | fucking crazy episode I just want to thank everyone I really do want to thank |
| 0:47.7 | everyone that's donated to the show I was just thinking about it people actually |
| 0:51.1 | give us like a hundred bucks like I don't give us like a hundred bucks. Like I don't give |
| 0:53.5 | anybody a hundred bucks. I just saw a comedian's dying of cancer and I gave him |
| 0:56.9 | 25 bucks. I would never give a hundred bucks to a podcast so anyone that |
| 1:01.0 | does you're fucking awesome. Like really I really thank all the people that donate to this show |
| 1:05.9 | There's a couple guys that have asked for shout-outs. We'll we'll figure it out Ray try to find those and we'll we'll thank them personally on the show |
| 1:15.7 | The website is down, the new one is coming up in weeks. We had to pull our website down because we have a new |
| 1:19.7 | website being made. Everybody wrote in to tell us that our website was for sale or |
| 1:24.2 | something and it's fucked. So just if you want to find us go to Facebook.com |
| 1:29.1 | Jim and Eddie talk shit. Also listen to our other podcast, which are the Moncast, which is doing really, really well. |
| 1:37.4 | The Moncast is, is our website up? |
| 1:40.4 | Our website's up, not the new one, but our website is up till we get the new one. |
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