Episode 114: Ejokeulation

Cognitive Dissonance

Tom Curry

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 September 2013

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Gohmert: ‘Scary’ that liberal elites would use vaccines for ‘culling the population’ of humans Republican lawmaker says he serves God, not his constituents Atheist Jailed When He Wouldn't Participate In Religious Parole Program Now Seeks Compensation Alternative Medicine Providers Show Their Greedy Side Bradlee Dean: Gays Commit Half Of All Murders, Obama Is A 'Homo' And Maddow Is A 'Shim' Robertson: Gay People Deliberately Spread HIV/AIDS By Cutting People With Special Rings Naked Church Camp Counselor Touches 13 Year Old Boy With Penis; Church Calls It “Horseplay” New Shirts: http://www.indiemerch.com/dissonancepod/ Us on Jake’s Show: http://imaginaryfriendsshow.com/2013/08/25/ifs-150-what-gets-buried-in-croatia-stays-in-croatia/ http://madridtoons.tumblr.com/

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0:13.0	Glory hole guys.
0:15.0	Long time ago you asked us to message in and
0:18.0	tell you the craziest thing we ever prayed about.
0:21.0	Prayed for a long time to not be gay.
0:25.0	Still gay.
0:27.0	Funny how that worked.
0:29.0	Hey Tom.
0:32.0	Hey sir.
0:33.0	This is a redneck devil.
0:36.0	I know y'all got a hellbilly guy on there all the time.
0:41.0	I've been thinking.
0:43.0	I've been trying to talk that son of bitch for two thousand fucking years.
0:48.0	And y'all got him on there every goddamn week.
0:51.0	Y'all tell that asshole.
0:53.0	I ain't waiting around for no fucking arm again.
0:57.0	I got a pickup truck with the bass and I ain't afraid to use it.
1:01.0	If you come on down here and you can see it.
1:06.0	Shit.
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