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🗓️ 12 December 2017
⏱️ 44 minutes
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Ho ho ho! It's time to welcome back two of our most available friends, good old Nurse Jessie and Steve "bah humbug" Hill!
In this Christmas special we reveal our highlights of 2017, including our favourite events, songs, food, and sex. Helen has a brand new game for us to play, and of course we enjoy the traditional Ham Review. Then it's time to round off with some festive Scummy Mummy Confessions.
As discussed in this episode, we're supporting the #freeperiods campaign to make menstruation products free for girls already on school meals. The demo kicks off on Wednesday 20 December at 4pm - meet at Parliament Square.
Other gubbins we talk about in the podcast, if you're interested, include Nomad by Alan Partridge, The Roasting Tin by Rukmini Iyer, I Believe in You by Dolly Parton, and Wahaca, which just opened a new branch in Shoreditch. Our book, Scummy Mummies, is out now. We hope you like it, and if you do, we'd love an Amazon review!
Look out for Steve's book, The Card, in spring 2018, when you'll also be able to catch Ellie in the new series of Dara O Briain's Go 8 Bit on Dave.
**SEE US LIVE** Come to our live comedy show! Over the next few months we're visiting Cambridge, Norwich, Cardiff, Belfast, Masham, and more... To buy tickets, and for more dates, visit Scummymummies.com.
We're on Twitter (@scummymummies), Instagram, and Facebook. Please send your confessions to [email protected] and visit us at ScummyMummies.com. If you like the podcast, please rate, review and subscribe!
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0:00.0 | May I have your attention please you can now book your train tickets on Uber and get |
0:08.0 | 10% back in credits to spend on your next Uber ride so you don't have to walk home in the brain again. |
0:16.5 | Trains now on Uber. T's and C's apply. Check the Uber app. |
0:22.3 | Hello there this episode is brought to you by the Pokemon Trading Card game |
0:26.1 | and their brand new product My First Battle. That's right Helen. I love a bit of |
0:30.3 | Pokemon and My First Battle is a great way to get your family playing together for the first time. |
0:35.0 | Oh mate, anything that gets the kids off the screens for a bit, hey? |
0:38.0 | And it's very reasonably priced. |
0:40.0 | There are two boxed My First Battle sets and each includes two decks for one-on-one battling. |
0:44.8 | One deck comes with Bulbersaw and Pikachu and the other one comes with Charmander and Squirtle. |
0:49.5 | Ooh, I'll take the one with Pikachu, please. What a legend. |
0:52.4 | Serious voice, product is sold separately. I'll take the one with Pikachu please what a legend serious voice |
0:53.4 | product is sold separately you can mind out more information on my first battle |
0:57.2 | at pukamom.com forward slash my first battle |
1:00.4 | got to catch them all you talking about you talking about Pokemon or men on tender? |
1:03.6 | Shh! |
1:04.1 | Hmm. |
1:05.1 | This is the scummy mummies hoccan. |
1:23.0 | The sound of eating. That feels like an appropriate way to open the podcast. |
1:28.0 | Hello, I'm Ely Gibson. |
1:30.0 | And I'm Helen Thorpe with a Bakewell tart in my mouth. |
1:32.0 | A festive Bakewell tart because it's our Christmas special! |
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