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Episode 113a: Alien Taxonomy

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David Flora

Science, Society & Culture, Social Sciences

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 May 2015

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

Flora and Stecco begin to tackle the immense subject of alien taxonomy in part one of this 2 part mega episode! With alien taxonomy (or delving into the different alien races) as the ultimate goal, the boys lay the groundwork … Read More The post Episode 113a: Alien Taxonomy appeared first on Blurry Photos.

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0:00.0

This episode is sponsored by the mighty, mighty Iron Galaxy.

0:04.0

We make lots of games. You might even like a few.

0:07.0

Follow us on Twitter at I to the G. That's I to O T O T H E G. H E G.

0:15.0

Welcome back to Galactic Preservation Societies. Save the Human Telethon.

0:29.6

I am your host, Dob, and with me from Raptilian Overmind Collective is Shisk.

0:44.0

Shisk.

0:45.0

Thank you, Bob.

0:49.0

Did you know that only...

0:52.0

Häke, Did you know that only one in 50,000 humans receives medically necessary probing to prepare them for induction into the Pan-Atlanticactic con-Feresic.

1:17.0

Probably a heart-breaking statistic.

1:21.0

A heart-breaking statistic.

1:35.0

The humans must be kept ignorant of our plans. This makes our work both difficult and expensive.

1:45.0

But remember for every Bitcoin that is donated we are one step closer to protecting solar system 436 Protecting Solar System 4379-Z, known colloquially as the earth system for 100 more years.

2:20.0

Yeah, you are correct now.

2:25.0

With your donations, we have protected and guided the human race for thousands of years with your snack ongoing support we shall continue to protect and research these unique and fragile creatures.

3:03.0

But of course we are in need of new transporters for the cost of one dark matter converter.

3:21.0

You too can help us maintain our fleet as well as our energy intensive cloaking technology to keep the humans

3:38.8

dorsal and ignorant of our efforts, sad.

3:45.0

It looks like we are going to take a phone call from a donator.

3:57.0

Caller, you are on the intergalactic air.

4:07.0

Oh, hi Dob. Long time listener, first time caller. It's so nice to see you and Shisk. I've been active with the Palladian Earth Initiative for decades.

4:27.0

As a matter of fact, I'll be teaching some of them physics tonight,

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