Episode 1138: "I Was The Bread" with Colin Cloud

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.9 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 9 September 2024

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

Scottish comedian and mentalist, Colin Cloud takes us from his Edinburgh days where he crossed paths with Piff's early days, to The Illusionists, to Braodway, to co staring with Shin Lim, to finally taking a shot at his own solo show on the Las Vegas Strip. Scoop mail (a kind of heavy one) and Jock Vs Nerd Trivia!

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0:00.0	It's that time. It's time to thank you. The ice cream truck drivers. Thank you ice cream truck drivers.
0:08.3	We don't have a new list yet. It's a brand new month, but we will thank each and every ice cream truck driver right here before the month is over.
0:15.8	So thank you to all those ice cream truck drivers. Who are they? Well, that's the convoy of folks to bring that fucking ice cream straight to your
0:22.1	fucking earholes.
0:23.4	If you want to be an ice cream.
0:24.7	No, he's not one.
0:25.7	Okay.
0:26.2	But you could be one.
0:26.9	He used to be one.
0:28.6	But he lowered his...
0:29.7	If you want to be an ice cream truck driver, though, unlike Jesus, head over to
0:35.3	preaching fun.com. Preaching fun.com is where you're going to sign up to be an ice cream truck driver, and who knows, the life you save may be your own.
0:45.9	Here's a show.
0:47.6	Hey, Johnny, do you want to go to an ice cream social?
0:51.3	It's happening.
0:51.7	Yeah, I'd love to.
0:52.9	Great, let's go.
0:55.3	All right.
0:56.8	Colin Cloud is here.
0:58.8	He's in the churn sitting in front of it right there.
1:01.9	I can see it.
1:02.5	Do you think if you say it like that, he won't hear you?
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