The Kickabout with Johnny Vaughn.

This is Radio X.

Hello, thank you very much for downloading the Kickabout podcast.

Johnny Vaughn has been away this week, so I'm Toby Tarant sitting in joined by none other than Gavin the Woodman.

And thanks for stepping in, Toe.

Thank you very much, Gavin.

This is very much the sporting show that just keeps things

ticking over in the middle of the park. It does exactly that. It ghosts past the far post of sport.

Yes, exactly. Leaving everything else stationary. Exactly, Gavin. That is exactly the way to

describe it. So if you were none the the wiser before now you should have a

pretty clear idea of exactly what this what this podcast is all about should we give them some

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thank you for downloading the podcast because it takes a real man to download the podcast anybody

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So here's a couple of bonus handbags, so.

I'm looking forward to them.

How about this one's from the OC?

This is the old Worcester Flyby.

What is the old Worcester flyby, go?

It's the quick walk past the bar to go straight to the toilets when the coach stops at a country pub on the way to an away game.

The landlord getting more and more angry with every person not buying a drink first.

That's so true.

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