Hello everyone in the podcast universe. This is not gayish. Well it is gayish, but this is not a full episode.

We just wanted to remind you we are skipping this week.

Mike is back from Ireland and so that means next week we will have a full episode coming out. I'm actually really excited about that episode because it is by chance our two-year anniversary.

So we started this. It's going to be over two years at that point that Mike and I decided to do this podcast and it's crazy that it's been that long.

But I also hate it when people talk about how crazy it is

that it's whatever time or month or can you believe

it's already Friday or man, has gone so by so fast?

Anyway, what we're going to do for our next episode, we'll have a regular topic that we'll talk about,

but we are also going to be making a lot of exciting

announcements we're going to have new things left and right so I'm very excited I don't want to give too much away partly

because we still have to finish doing all the stuff that we're going to but we should

have a lot of cool things for you next week. So stay tuned for that. In the meantime,

I didn't want an episode to show up in your cue without getting a little bit of something,

a little bit more than just a high this episode is being posted, but it's not a real episode so so I am going to do a

dramatic reading of a pop song you may have heard of. This was one that Mike actually suggested that I do.

So, here we go. I'm getting into mood, getting into character, putting myself there, give me one moment, and...

Yeah, breakfast at Tiffany's and bottles of bubbles, girls with tattoos who like getting in trouble.

Lashes and diamonds and ATM machines buy myself all of my favorite things.

Yeah, been through some bad shit.

I should be a sad bitch.

Who would have thought it turned me into a savage

Rather be tied up with calls and not strings write my own checks like I write what I sing. Yeah, my wrist stop watching. My neck is flossing.

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