We interrupt your normal programming for this emergency bulletin.

It has been confirmed that the bodies of the dead are being reactivated by forces yet unknown.

These reactivated bodies are weak and uncoordinated, but are capable of inflicting damage

on people and property. They are to be considered extremely dangerous, especially when encountered

in large numbers. These bodies can be disposed of in only one known manner, that is, by incapacitating the brain.

These reactivated bodies will attack warm-blooded animals of all species, including human beings, without provocation,

and will devour the flesh of any body.

It has been confirmed that acts of homicide and campbellism reported in the early hours of August 23rd, 1989, are attributed to these reactivated bodies.

Do not attempt to reach friends or family.

Do not attempt to reach any of the rescue stations identified in previous advisories.

They may no longer be in operation.

This has been a recording of the emergency broadcast system.

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You know, the moment like this that I think of my father's last words, which were?

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