Episode 112: Nature's Goalie

The Roundtable of Gentlemen

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Cryptozoology, New, Comedy, Beast, Ness, Loch, Murderfist, Table, Talk, York, Kevin, Round, Radio, Barnett, Roundtable, Brain, Monster, Ben, Kissel, Current, Gentlemen, Events

4.8 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 4 May 2015

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

On this, the 112th episode of the Round Table: a man shoots himself in the head demonstrating the right way to shoot oneself in the head, a new form of porn of men watching porn is created, a boy makes a tidy sum on a chunk of whale vomit, and Holden's brother Avery drops in to confront Holden about Mommy. Plus! Micah Sherman, Nick Turner, and Chris Waelti join us.

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0:00.0	Around table gentlemen. I let's draw no minds
0:13.4	Stammer action gentlemen
0:16.0	What's the topic of discussion civility gentlemen always civility
0:22.3	I
0:29.0	Color me an African American Jackie you're on prayer Jackie pray
0:33.8	Makan lock lock ding dong tang to the African goddess
0:39.3	She is stronger and she is fat. She is
0:44.5	Press and chill drain
0:47.4	Take it to the woman take it to the god
0:51.2	Tuck a rock rock I'm like a lock I
0:55.1	Feel like a woman today, and I hope everyone here feels like a woman. Amen. Yeah, I'm not bleeding. I think I'm heavy with child
1:03.4	Everybody else here heavy with child
1:06.2	We brought that up in the last podcast and if she comes back pregnant we're gonna get it
1:09.9	Aboded
1:12.7	That's nice. No, but I'm gonna have it and I'm gonna keep it because that was part of my New Year's resolution this year
1:18.0	Was to have a child shut up. I want you to have a child Jackie. I wanted to take care of a loving thing
1:23.5	I'm giving it to the round table gentlemen
1:26.8	To the priest goddess we pray
1:29.7	Naka
1:32.1	All right welcome to the round table of gentlemen beautiful jack is a brosky wonderful prayer
1:36.4	I can't wait to take care of your wonderful beautiful child bleed
1:39.2	But I'm really hoping about having a child this is the trip. This is the trip
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