4.7 • 635 Ratings
🗓️ 12 December 2016
⏱️ 51 minutes
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After wayyy too many weeks spent pondering what was happening in cinema in the early 2000s, we've gone back to the 80s (and Stephen King and John Carpenter) with the boy-meets-car, boy-falls-in-love-with-car, car-ruins-boy's-life classic "Christine." Special topics for your consideration include: very serious discussions of science and philosophy, less serious discussions about mechanophilia, even LESS serious discussions about the series "Friday Night Lights" in which it is revealed we can't remember a damn thing about it, and Allen attempts to explain how drive-in movie theatres work, despite not actually knowing how drive-in movie theatres work. It's a goodie.
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0:00.0 | Sometimes people really do fuck cars, though. |
0:14.3 | He definitely fucks this car, right? |
0:15.7 | People definitely fuck cars. |
0:17.5 | This car gets fucked. |
0:18.6 | Wasn't there a television show about people fucking cars? |
0:21.2 | Really? |
0:21.9 | And like bridges and stuff. |
0:23.4 | Ooh, it's a, I guess a fetish, would you call it? |
0:27.0 | Called mechanophilia. |
0:29.2 | It's a sexual attraction to machines such as bicycles, motor vehicles, helicopters, |
0:33.7 | ships, and aeroplanes. |
0:35.3 | This is my, I've referenced this on multiple episodes, |
0:38.6 | specifically in the Silent Hill episode. |
0:40.5 | When you see the no-face big booby nurse |
0:42.2 | and you go, fuck, that's my thing. |
0:44.0 | Yeah. |
0:44.7 | Like there's got to be that moment of like, |
0:46.1 | oh, God damn it. |
0:47.5 | This is what it is. |
0:48.5 | This is what I get. |
0:49.5 | I get a bridge. |
0:51.1 | I get a motorcycle. |
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