Episode 1118: Jimmy That Oyster

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.9 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 1 July 2024

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Summary

Paul brings us up to speed on the Karen Read Trial in Boston. Matt is skeptical of his own health tech. Jacob may no longer be an atheist because of a cookie. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd Trivia Scoopardy.

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0:00.0	This is the part of the show where we thank you, the ice cream truck drivers.
0:07.0	Who are the ice cream truck drivers?
0:08.7	I'm glad you asked.
0:10.3	These are the folks that deliver that fucking ice cream straight to your fucking ear holes.
0:14.6	Right now, I'd like to thank Christy Salinas, Christine Elsessor, Blue Line Scoop, and Bearded Scoop 3.
0:21.6	If you want to join this convoy of fine folks and become an ice cream truck driver,
0:27.1	head over to preaching fun.com.
0:29.6	Preachingfund.com is where you can sign up to be an ice cream truck driver,
0:34.4	truck driving experience, not a requirement.
0:37.8	That's right.
0:38.2	And who knows?
0:39.4	The life you save may be your own.
0:42.4	You don't even need like a regular driver's license.
0:45.1	No, no, you just sign up.
0:47.4	Yeah.
0:47.7	It's like signing up to be a Walmart truck driver.
0:50.4	No experience needed.
0:51.8	Am I right, Tracy Morgan?
0:53.3	Yeah.
0:53.6	Oh, burn. Stay down, Tracy Morgan? Yeah.
0:54.9	Oh, burn.
0:55.7	Stay down, Tracy.
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