Episode 1112: Kumite At IKEA

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.9 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 10 June 2024

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

Matt sounds ugly because he is for doing a weird egg trick. Paul could use more James Gunn fiddlin' in his movies and he's way on top of all IKEA news. Matt gets a weird political text. Scoop mail and Jock Vs Nerd Scoopardy.

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0:00.0	This is the part of the show where we thank you, the ice cream truck drivers.
0:07.8	Who are the ice cream truck drivers?
0:09.7	Well, that's the whole convoy of scoops that bring this fucking ice cream straight to your fucking ear holes.
0:15.2	If you want to be an ice cream truck driver, preaching fun.com is where you can go to sign up.
0:20.2	We don't have a new list yet, but I will be thanking each and every one of you ice cream
0:24.4	truck drivers in this part of the show this month.
0:27.1	So stay tuned.
0:29.8	Until then, everybody goes sign up to be an ice cream truck driver.
0:33.2	I don't know what else to say about it.
0:34.7	Go sign up to be an ice cream truck driver.
0:36.7	It's a great gig.
0:38.1	It's got benefits.
0:39.4	It's got retirement.
0:40.4	It's got dental.
0:41.5	Benefits retirement.
0:42.5	Dental, not guaranteed.
0:43.8	Yeah.
0:44.1	If you want to be an ice cream truck driver,
0:45.5	preaching fun.com, please go sign up.
0:48.2	Who knows?
0:49.8	The life you save may be your own.
0:55.1	That's an answer to everybody who asks if we have scripts.
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