Episode 111: World Domination
The Short Porch
Barstool Sports
4.5 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 1 July 2019
⏱️ 57 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Summary
The Yankees flew to the United Kingdom to continue their dominance. On the national stage the Bronx Bombers showed up with tremendous performances in both games. They swept the Boston Red Sox and are flying back 7 games up in the AL East. Hubbs and Tommy recap the series, work on their British, and almost pass out when learning Luke Voit wasn't selected to the All-Star game. All this and more on this edition of The Short Porch!
You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/theshortporch
Transcript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
| 0:00.0 | Hey Short Porch listeners, you can find us every Thursday on Apple Podcast, Spotify or YouTube. |
| 0:05.4 | Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon music. |
| 0:08.4 | Charyo and good morning, welcome to the Short Porch presented by basketball sports. I am your host hubs along Sammy |
| 0:15.2 | Across the Pond Thomas Scabelle Tommy smokes. What's going on Tommy? |
| 0:19.8 | You fucking asshole. My thing was gonna be the British accent to start off. |
| 0:23.4 | That's not fair. I'm the one in London, I'm the one doing my British accent. |
| 0:26.2 | You can't fucking steal the British accent from me. |
| 0:30.5 | Well, mate. |
| 0:31.9 | It appears I'm victorious in this British standoff. I'm going to keep going longer so that I will. |
| 0:38.0 | God damn it. We'll go on a game of chicken until one of us forfeit |
| 0:43.2 | I've already forfeited. I can't, I can't. |
| 0:46.0 | I can't. |
| 0:47.0 | I know it's going anyway because I kind of like the sound of it. |
| 0:49.0 | Yeah, now you're, see now you're going to Australia. |
| 0:52.0 | Like it's... I do tend to go to a weep |
| 0:55.3 | bit Australian at some points but I'm I'm not sure why I did I tried I |
| 1:00.3 | I just saw I'm like Russell Brown that picture Russell Brand and all these British people I've seen this |
| 1:04.7 | weekend in my head and all these blokes and chaps and cheerio. |
| 1:09.7 | So yeah, that's my British accent. |
| 1:11.6 | See, when I try it, I tend to go Irish, not Australian. |
| 1:16.0 | I fear off to Irish. |
| 1:17.7 | I go Indian, I go Asian, I go Irish, |
... |
Please login to see the full transcript.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Barstool Sports, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of Barstool Sports and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.