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Rubber gloves have touched so much dirty stuff and the only way to put on rubber gloves is to touch the rubber gloves so then you take the dirty stuff

that the rubber gloves are living with and then you put them on your fingers and then you stuff them into rubber and then you sweat and then it all goes in your skin so you're basically much worse off than if you use your mouth.

Adrift with Jeff Lloyd and Annabelle came over today. You knocked on the door. You said, how are you?

And I had to greet you with the news that I am suffering with a mild cold.

Yeah, then I did some one-upmanship and said I had a terrible cold.

I know.

Now I feel awful because I can't moan about my mild cold anymore.

Well, you can't really know because I've got a terrible one.

I just hope that you're listening to this and appreciating just what we're putting

ourselves through to do the podcast this week. Yeah. Some real heroics here. Yeah massively so I mean terrible cold like you can hear can't you yeah

I'm my old cold you can't necessarily hear it but you can probably tell by my lack of energy

Right, right.

That's the key.

Yeah.

So first things first.

I have a couple of questions.

The first one is do you think you need to listen to a

voicemail message somebody has left you before you ring them back?

The answer is yes.

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