Attention at all passengers. You can now book your train tickets on Uber and get 10% back in Uber credits to spend on your next train journey.

So no excuses not to visit your in-laws this Christmas.

Trains now on Uber. T's and C's apply check the Uber app.

I'm right here it's my time to be the voice you're listening to me Adrift with Jeff Lloyd and Annabelle Port.

Hello?

Hello?

Just want to start by talking about bus etiquette. Okay. Now you're not a big bus gal, are you?

Never happened, no. I'm big bus. I love a bus. Always have been, always will be, I imagine.

You know, things take an unforeseen turn I don't

know what that term would be that became busphobic but I was thinking more that you

might like get loads of money and have a chauffeur. That was what you meant.

I wouldn't enjoy, I've thought about having a chauffeur. No, I don't mean I thought

shall I employ a chauffeur? You fantasize. What would it be like to have a chauffeur? And I don't think it'd be good.

Really? Because the small talk.

Can't you just close that window are they doing high-powered films?

I know, but then wouldn't you feel rude?

I have imagined myself in the limousine closing that window,

but if you get an Uber in certain parts of America now,

and I think they might be bringing it over here,

you can set your preferences in advance. You can tick a little

box for no conversation. Really? Yes. But if I was an Uber driver and somebody had ticked the box for no conversation,

I mean I would be pleased because I don't but what

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