Hey everybody, it's Don and Catherine. Hi, it's Catherine. We sound great. You're used to fantastic

sound quality from this high quality. Lusterous sound. Lusterous. And with our velvety, foggish voices.

No, it sounds more like a glossy shampoo commercial at this point. But anyway, what we're saying is

you're used to great sound

quality from this fine podcast. We had a little problem with my microphone in particular.

And by we, we mean Donald. Yeah, my microphone when we recorded this episode and I did not realize

it until after we had finished the whole thing, it's not horrible. And I've done my best to fix it, but it is a little strange.

Wanted to let you know that we know that it's a little strange.

Luckily, Catherine does most of the talking.

I do as pariuz wam.

And she sounds fantastic as usual.

And most of our best episodes involve her doing most of the talking. Anyway, I feel like, you know when you like give someone a gift and you're like, it's kind of trash and garbage and you're going to hate it, but here it is and happy birthday.

The episode itself I'm very proud of, which is why we're putting it out there. The content is superlative. No, I genuinely, I genuinely think it's very good content.

It's important and I'm very happy with the episode itself.

I just wanted to let you know that my microphone is not great.

I sound a little bit like I'm inside of a tin can, but, you know, it'll be fine.

You'll love it.

You'll love it.

The gift receipt is in the bag.

All right.

Without any further ado, here we go. Hello and welcome to an anatomically correct episode of We Only Look Thin.

I am your host and we are recording this in rain-soaked Southern California.

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