Well, what is up everybody on this beautiful memorial day.

Beautiful thanks to the men and women

who've served this great country of ours,

who've done the jobs that none of us would want to do who have fought for our freedom and our safety and continue to fight for our freedom and our safety.

They are people's sons and daughters.

They are mothers and fathers.

It's the stuff I didn't really take into account

until my son joined the military and that is really when that

shit hit home so everybody big hug to all who serve and have served.

You know what I mean?

You know what we should do?

You see one of those guys, one of those girls out at Starbucks at the airport?

Man, buy them their lunch.

Don't tell them who did it.

Just tell the Waitsaif, I'll get that one.

Can't afford lunch, get him a coffee. Can't afford a coffee? Shake

their mother fucking hand. Nice to be appreciated guys for a difficult job and hello everybody fresh back from a

weekend a wonderful weekend with the beautiful Beth andany Ash and Wolf in San Francisco at

Cobs comedy club. What a fantastic weekend I had up there. Thank you to everybody who

came out to those shows. Yeah, man, it was a lot, a lot of fun.

I have to tell you a couple things, first of all,

a couple things I want to get to,

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