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Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Episode 111: 16 Year Olds Listen to College Kids.

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.9629 Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2015

⏱️ 101 minutes

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Summary

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0:00.0

Tonight

0:02.0

Tonight it's very clear

0:19.0

This whip off line here

0:21.1

there's so many things

0:24.6

I want to say

0:26.6

I will always love you

0:30.6

I would never leave you

0:34.6

alone

0:35.6

That's absolutely right

0:37.1

You've heard it right from the horse's mouth we will never leave you

0:39.9

alone hello everyone i'm i'm i'm organ morning share and we are of course the satirist

0:46.2

uh hosts of the number one peter satara uh podcast on the web now the other day i was lying

0:54.1

i was trying to uh make love to my wife.

0:58.0

And I think maybe because of a combination of health and food issues, my penis is not getting erect at all.

1:04.9

And then I simply heard this song in my mind.

1:10.5

And it burst forth like a rocket

1:12.8

like I had like a

1:14.1

a rocket cock.

1:16.7

I don't think you're the only one who's experienced this

1:19.1

I think all of us can relate to having

1:21.3

the satirir

1:22.0

the satir jukebox in our brain.

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