Episode 1102: Headlining By Default

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.9 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 6 May 2024

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Matt returns from shows in NYC. He also makes an announcement about the upcoming bucket shows. Matt perfroms after a hard opener in Summerlyn. Scoopfest on the horizon and we are anxious! Scoopardy Jock Vs Nerd trivia.

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0:00.0	This is the part of the show where we thank you, the ice cream truck drivers.
0:06.8	Thank you ice cream truck drivers.
0:08.4	It's a brand new month, so I don't have names in front of me yet, but I'd like to thank each and every ice cream truck driver.
0:13.5	And we will thank each and every ice cream truck driver by name at this part of an episode.
0:17.8	You hold us to it.
0:18.9	This month.
0:19.9	Well, you don't have to hold us to it. We won't do it. You don't have to hold us to it.
0:21.2	We're going to do it.
0:22.2	You don't have to make a fire.
0:24.2	You don't have to do anything.
0:24.8	We're just going to do it.
0:25.4	From my cold dead jaw.
0:27.2	Well, I mean, we can just...
0:28.5	Will you pry the names away from my mouth?
0:31.0	No, we're just going to thank people.
0:32.3	Oh, yeah, yeah. I mean, you kind of are, but in a more dramatic way.
0:38.0	Yeah, yeah.
0:38.5	Honestly, thank you guys so much.
0:39.8	Thank you so much to everybody who's an ice cream truck driver.
0:42.1	Who's an ice cream truck driver, you may ask?
0:44.0	These are the folks that drive that fucking ice cream straight to your fucking ear holes.
0:48.0	If you want to sign up to be an ice cream truck driver, preaching fun.com is where you can go to sign up. Preachingfund.com.
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