Episode 110: Your Girl Asked Me To Inaugurate Her Into My Love Shack

Wet Jeans

Rob Gucci

Society & Culture, Society, Comedy, Observational Comedy, Sports, Improv

4.7 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 20 January 2021

⏱️ 45 minutes

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0:00.0	I keep around 7 but I have a a
0:02.8	a fan right above my head so it moves that air around it gives me a nice little
0:08.0	breeze a little breeze a little breeze I actually hate fans really only fans
0:18.0	No I hate I don't like it I don't like air wind blowing on me the concept of wind is kind of crazy just air that's like sprinting around I don't like it I don't like I cannot sleep if there's a fan on if there's air blowing on my face
0:32.0	really? Yeah because I'm like a little retarded if there's air blowing on my face. Really?
0:33.0	Yeah, because I'm like a little retarded
0:35.0	and I'm a mouth breather.
0:36.3	Like I can't breathe through my nose.
0:37.7	Mouth breather.
0:40.0	Heart-bricker!
0:41.8	I was trying to think of a pun I can't like when there's air blowing on me because it just
0:49.8	goes all in my mouth and it's like really dry and it dries up my spit and it like seals my
0:55.3	mouth shut and I wake up in the middle of the night thinking that you've
0:59.2	caught enough? No I wake up in the middle of the night, like I can't breathe.
1:03.0	It feels like my priest's hand her over my mouth.
1:05.0	Really?
1:06.0	Yeah.
1:07.0	Something, I can't breathe, I can't breathe, I can't breathe, I can't breathe.
1:09.0	See that Nightstalker documentary?
1:11.0	Yeah, is that thinking going to shut off or now? Yeah, it just takes a while. Okay. I just want to make sure. We can actually restart this until that's off because that's off.
1:25.0	off. There we go.
1:27.0	There we go.
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