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I'm Joe and spitting into an empty seltzer can is Nick!

It's me doing that now live. Spitting cans and I want to get one of the

ones where you're sitting there and you go like an actual spitoon. Yeah, but I want to do like distance spitting.

There's worse Olympic sports. I imagine there is. I like curling. Is this? Yeah, that one. Running.

Uh, I mean, sprinting is pretty interesting and they're like obviously like merit like

not for me the story of the marathon is interesting like I hate running I

fucking hate it I don't think I've ran more than a mile since I've been in the army

I wish I could say cumulatively but like that's not true like I've definitely ran more than a mile at a time but like

watching someone sp's like break a land speed record on their Chevrolet is pretty fucking cool.

Doesn't be able to do it like I'm not like I'm gonna be my son's gonna be next to you saying Bolt it's not gonna happen like if your son says

race me dad in the parking line like you got a kid pull I'm gonna pull the car around yeah better

fucking run so today's episode is, requires a bit of an intro and we're, I'm gonna give that

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