Episode 110: Helping someone obtain a chicken mask

The Luke and Pete Show

Stak Production

Society & Culture, Comedian, Conversation, Luke Moore, Funny, Top Podcast, Interview, Comedy Interviews, Jokes, Comedians, Best Podcast, Pete Donaldson, Comedy, Personal Journals

4.9 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 25 October 2018

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

Pete packs today's episode full of startling revelations including helping a woman in the street with a badly needed item, a very particular type of dream, and his own very sensitive familial situation. None of this is related to an elephant whip he was suitably impressed by in Zimbabwe either. You'll need to listen to find out more.

We also take a quick excursion to the Faroe Islands courtesy of a listener, reminisce about our first beer, and hear all about the effects of fig rolls, courtesy of yet another parental lie.

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0:00.0	This is a passenger announcement. You can now book your train on Uber and get 10% back in credits to spend on Uber eats.
0:11.0	So you can order your own fries instead of eating everyone else's.
0:15.0	Trains, now on Uber. T's and C's apply. Check the Uber app.
0:20.0	At Speck Savers, if we said you can choose a free lens option with a pair of glasses from our 69 pound range or above, how would that sound?
0:27.0	Well, like this, very vocals to help you see near.
0:31.0	And four.
0:32.0	Reactions which darken in sunlight.
0:34.0	Oh nice, thin and light lenses.
0:38.0	Um...
0:39.0	Or ultra clear, super clean.
0:41.0	We don't have a sound for that. Let's just say they help your glasses stay cleaner for longer.
0:45.0	So you're better off with Spexavers. Offers can't be combined. Terms and conditions apply.
0:50.0	Ask in store for details. Has this iPad been there playing up for you Luke while I've been aware?
0:57.0	No. Just not being very responsive, it's upsetting me a bit. In the year 110, Dwanji, Chinese Protected General of the Western regions during the Han Dynasty,
1:17.0	passed away.
1:18.0	Oh, I see.
1:19.0	This is episode 110 of the Luke and Pete show.
1:23.6	Yeah, and there's your link.
1:25.4	I'm Luke Moore, that's Pete Donaldson.
1:28.3	You are very, very welcome.
1:29.8	Come in, sit down, relax, make yourself a drink.
1:33.4	But not in the studio because we don't have sugar in here.
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