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Hi kittens. Welcome to Adderall & Complements. My guest today is a very, very special guest.

You know her best from being on the amazing race. She was also on Queen Bees.

And she's also done some cameos on a little docuseries on Bravo about hot people who work at a terrible restaurant.

I'm just kidding. Not about the terrible restaurant thing that food is pretty awful.

But she is the star of one of the greatest reality shows of all time.

Of our time. Right. Right. Please welcome the star of Vanderpump rules and the only thing that got that show past three episodes.

Miss Stassie Schroeder. Hi. This is so exciting. Do you know how much fun it, no, it's so much fun to not be in control right now of like a podcast.

So like I love like I'm looking at my phone. I'm like, oh, Annabelle has to figure everything out. Yeah, you don't have to be invested.

So whatever, I'm just going to let you text. Yeah, sleep. It's absolutely. Thank you. And I'm so proud of you. Thank you. Well, you are the reason I have this podcast.

Well, you might know I think I just lit a fire under your ass. You are well, everybody who's listening already knows who you are.

Because they haven't been living in a cave and also they're all listening to me because they know me from your podcast. Yeah, because you're one of the funniest people I've ever met.

I'll stop. Well, that's where I can end the podcast. That's really all I need. I got the compliment I needed for today.

I'm so excited because people are freaking out that I'm having the top Bravo Liberty. My podcast. I'm thankful that my parents could afford your rate.

So let's get into it. The next bachelor has been announced. I'm so fucking excited about this. Wait.

I didn't I did I was really drunk and I was high last night. So like I can't remember who I can't. I can't remember who I texted about Nick being the next bachelor. Did I text you last night?

You didn't text me. I was terrified. I didn't want to text you because I made that mistake with texting you about. So I was terrified. I'm like, I barely even want to talk about with her in person because I'm like, what if she for some reason she doesn't totally if I didn't know.

Well, okay. Well, someone actually did do that to me again though. They texted me beforehand. But I actually I was aware of it. They're like I found out from like one of like before even air. She found out from like one of her reporter friends.

I was like, okay, no, actually, yeah, tell me like I want to know and I'm really excited. I feel like a lot of people are mad about this about Nick being the bachelor.

But he fucking deserves it. Dude has put in his time. Who is mad about it? See, I even though what I said on your podcast, I stand by that I can't take curly haird men seriously. And I feel the same way about blonde men. So the combination of those two, you know, is ridiculous to me.

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