Episode 11 (Unsolved Mysteries)

I Think Not!

Society & Culture, True Crime, Comedy

4.7 • 12.3K Ratings

🗓️ 14 January 2026

⏱️ 71 minutes

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A husband found dead in a fire is found dead again 10 years later in another fire. A woman recovering from a coma has no memory of the attack or her attackers. A clumsy bank robber remains at large in Florida. A man walks off with $1.3 million. This Week’s Sponsors: HungryRoot - Head to hungryroot.com/ithinknot and use code ITHINKNOT to get 40% off your first box and a free item of your choice for life. Blissy - Go to blissy.com/ITHINKNOTPOD and use code ITHINKNOTPOD to get 60 nights risk-free and an additional 30% off! Nutrafol - Head to nutrafol.com and use code THINK to get $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:39.8	So, you win?
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1:30.7	Who am I?
1:31.1	Natalie Wood? No, thank you.
1:34.7	Find Joey on the beaches of Mexico
1:37.2	with a frothy drink and alive.
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1:43.5	You're trying to excurs me to my death, my early death.
1:46.2	No, thank you.
1:47.4	Excurs this ass.
1:53.1	Hello, Dow Biches and new listeners and whoever else is here. Welcome to I Think Not, the podcast where we're realistic. People die and we're not going to be one of them. At least not today. At least not in Mexico. Why are you looking me like that?
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