What up, Mom? Put down that coffee and grab a wine. Get ready for another episode of nursing and cursing,

parenting podcast that covers more shit than your baby's full diaper. I'm Kate. I'm a stay-at-home mom of

three living in Brooklyn, New York. Hi, I'm Christine. I'm a freelance video editor and first-time mom

living in L.A. Allie here, podcasting from South Kona, Hawaii,

where I live up on a mountain farm with my husband and two sons. Hi, I'm Molly and I live in Los Angeles,

California, working as a mom of a toddler and a second grade teacher. And I'm Sarah, your in-house expert.

I'm a nurse practitioner in recovering postpartum nurse in Brooklyn, New York.

We move mountains just to find the time to record ourselves shooting the shit every week.

And here it is.

Mail keep.

Good evening, everybody.

Hey, tonight's episode is about, drum roll, please, sex after birth.

Ew.

Ew.

Okay, so some people are doing it. Some people are not doing it.

What kind of stories do you guys have for us? Because, you know, we all got a different situation.

You know, those times when the doctor tells you um yeah don't do you got six weeks you got six weeks and you're like

what who the fuck six weeks that's a six weeks that's a that's a that I'm sorry whoever came up with

that number has a penis that's a man that's a man number six That's a man number. Six weeks is fucked. That's abuse.

Six weeks, you're just like, the bleeding is just now kind of subsiding, I feel.

Don't fucking touch me for six more years, motherfucker. We're still there. Well, you know what?

They're saying it in front of the man. So the man is like, ooh. That's not okay.

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