Oh, hello, welcome to Matt and Dory's excellent adventure. I'm Matt Myrer. I'm Dory

Sheffery. We are the hosts of this excellent adventure because my eggs are old and my

sperm is real dumb. I mean it's not dumb. It's just not particularly

Bountiful. It's not copious. It's not copious sperm. Yeah. But the sperm that is there is actually

the sperm that is there is not dumb. Yeah, well, TVD. Some of them could be very dumb.

That's true. We don't know. Yeah. Oh, I didn't thought about that. Something to think about.

Yeah. So this is episode 11. That's right. Guys, we're recording an intro to this episode

because the first three minutes of the audio, I was just like, hmm, it's passable, but you

know what? We could do better. There's like Matt didn't want to get emails from people

being like, um, guys, the first three minutes of the audio. Yeah, plus I didn't want anyone

to like listen and then be like, man, I can't deal with the dishwasher running in the background.

So I'm not going to listen this episode. Yeah. Oh, and that's because I like this episode

so much. Right. So last night we were staying with some friends in Palm Springs in a home

that had a dishwasher. Yeah. We do not have a dishwasher. We were just like so excited

by the amazing luxury of a dishwasher. That we just kept running it. Running dishes

like dishes that we were like, this is kind of clean. But you know what? Let's throw it

in. Yeah. It was pretty cool. Also, it's dishwasher. How to remote how to remote your turn

on because they had no buttons on it. Yeah. And I have to say it was not a great dishwasher.

No. And it was very small. Yeah. Um, but we decided to spend New Year's Eve recording

this episode. We did. Yeah. We recorded this episode at like 9 p.m. last night. New

year. Yeah. With our dear friend Mark Kushner. Yeah. We had Mark on Mark. If you don't know

Mark, you, I mean, I don't know that you would know him. He married us. He married us.

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