Episode 11: Moonraker

Kill James Bond!

November, Abigail, and Devon

Tv & Film:film Reviews, Tv & Film, Film Reviews

4.7 • 616 Ratings

🗓️ 6 July 2021

⏱️ 103 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to Moonraker, the movie in which James Bond goes to space and there's an actual laser fight up there between a crew of nothing but 10/10 hunks and the United States Marines. We also advance our Unified Bond Theory of the Moore years: This is primarily a series of films about boats, and some other shit also just happens to occur. Support the show by heading down to our reasonably-priced patreon for BONUS EPISODES! https://patreon.com/killjamesbond *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/ Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond This post dedicated to Corinne Dufour, who sadly never learned to read.

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0:00.0	You have arrived at a propitious moment, coincident with your country's one indisputable contribution to Western civilization.
0:08.0	Afternoon tea. May I press you to Kill James Bond.
0:33.7	I am Alice Caldwell Kelly, joining me, Abigail Thorne and Devon.
0:38.2	How's it going?
0:38.9	How are you doing?
0:40.0	Hey!
0:41.4	Oh, how are you doing?
0:42.5	I am truly excited for this episode because we have hit a momentous occasion, not just afternoon tea,
0:49.4	but with the recording and posting of our 21st episode, we have officially passed the Mike Dictor threshold for collapsing podcasts of 20 episodes.
1:01.3	Incidentally, I am going to need both of you to re-interview for your own jobs.
1:05.2	I'm going to be honest with you.
1:06.3	This comes out a week after we recorded.
1:08.3	I'm just going to go radio silent for that whole thing.
1:10.6	There's no way we can fall far.
1:13.9	Nice.
1:15.0	We're watching Moonraker.
1:16.8	Oh boy.
1:18.0	It's the one where James Bond goes to space.
1:22.8	Okay, so listeners, last time Spy Who Love Me was good.
1:27.4	And so the creators of Moonraker have said, all right, we're going to take the person who was responsible for the good bits of Spy Who Love Me.
1:33.7	And you're going to do Moonraker, but also to help you, we have hired this baboon.
1:40.6	Yeah, he will be slamming on the keys with his giant hands.
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