Episode 11 - It's All F**king Fake!

Ross Patterson Revolution!

Tetherball Academy Media

News, Entertainment News, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 28 February 2017

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Ross chats about the Oscars meltdown and getting cornrows for the first time. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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0:00.0	Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross.
0:07.0	Patterson Revolution! Welcome to Lala-L-Land.
0:24.0	The winner.
0:25.0	Wait, wait, wait, wait, hang on.
0:28.0	Hang on, hang on, hang on.
0:31.0	Hang on.
0:32.0	What, what? Okay, what, what, what. What's the problem?
0:35.0	Well, this isn't Lala Lance.
0:39.0	You are not watching Lala Lance.
0:42.0	You're actually watching the Ross Patterson Revolution. Can we get some?
0:47.0	No.
0:48.0	Y Yay! We won! We won! We did that. We won. We won. We won. We won. Do we do something?
0:57.8	Um, holy shit show last night. We'll get into that later. We will get into that later.
1:06.1	What we can get into now though, a set of corn rose.
1:11.9	I don't see again. You know you don't see it now you don't see race I don't see race don't see
1:16.6	color don't see race and I've always appreciated that about you went on a little
1:21.5	vacation for the Jabler. It was the Jabler's birthday. Happy 29th.
1:26.0	Thank you. Happy 29th.
1:28.0	We went, we went to the Bahamas, which was a nice thing.
1:31.0	It was. Really nice thing we did.
1:34.0	Really nice and I'm not going to complain. I got white girl wasted.
1:38.0	White girl wasted. I came back unbraided. So I got out, I got out unbraided. I got out unbraided.
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