Episode 11: Carrey vs Sandler
The Golden Hour
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🗓️ 14 March 2019
⏱️ 69 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I |
| 0:04.8 | Back off my broccolini |
| 0:07.0 | Get your life together |
| 0:14.5 | We need some fucking calm dude guns. I mean sorry always fuck that up. Are we on? |
| 0:21.7 | Fuck sakes I meant guns meant guns. Yeah, sorry. I don't know. Well one I can provide |
| 0:27.6 | I |
| 0:29.6 | A bunch of guns |
| 0:31.6 | Dude, are you getting I'm getting like um, I don't know if it's just that time of year because it's like spring or daylight savings |
| 0:38.5 | But I'm getting like a lot of um dick pics. No guys. Um |
| 0:44.9 | You know |
| 0:46.6 | You're can all fun like paper something sending and you open up a snapchat and that's what it is |
| 0:51.2 | Oh like a collage of come no, bro like one of those ink blocks. Yeah, like the Rorschart test |
| 0:57.3 | You know and every time I'm like, uh, it's semen. It's semen, you know, it's like just semen |
| 1:02.1 | All I see is semen. Maybe it's the same guy |
| 1:04.6 | I think it's somebody from Scotland. He's just been jerking off on like a some dark napkin |
| 1:08.4 | Well, here's the thing, bro. You keep opening it. So he's like well, he's off |
| 1:12.3 | Saying like you're like, oh, this is dope. Well, I keep opening the snap because I'm trying to give him a chance to make up for what he's already done |
| 1:18.4 | You know, it's like each time open and I'm like, okay, it's gonna be something nice. It's gonna be redeeming |
| 1:23.3 | But he's just falling through. Yeah, this guy will not I like the dedication, but maybe quit open after six one |
| 1:30.3 | Yeah, let's try to fuck no, and I'm not to and I'm also not flying across the work halfway across the glow to be gay when I'm not even gay in America |
| 1:37.1 | Well, you're throwing mixed signals. You know, I'm saying like if a do-kip sending me dick pics and I keep open giving the thumbs up |
| 1:43.6 | I'm like dude would please quit doing that. He's like what it's confusing man. I didn't do it |
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