T'was the cast before Christmas, when all through the pub. We talked about Jesus with

beer in our mugs. The stockings were hung by the chimney and haste.

No biggie, the kids all know Santa is fake.

The children were nestled all snug in their beds,

while visions of hippie sharks danced in their heads.

Tanners drank pale ale and Spike Nog for less talked of James

White debates in Walter White's meth. When out of our Google voice arose such a

clatter, the fans all called in with theological chatter.

A way to our microphones fast as a flicker. We opened our gmail, our Facebook, our Twitter.

Now Stephen, now Bobby, now Dustin and Jason. on Zeb, on Tasman, on Justin and Mason.

You've been good boys and girls, and it's Christmas at last.

Welcome to episode 11 of the reform pub cast

I'm your host in a half shell less and I'm your Batman knows a gangster when he sees one host, Tanner.

When I was like six years old, I had an all Ninja Turtles Christmas.

And my son is six years old, and he's having an all Ninja Turtles Christmas and my son is six years old and he's having an all Ninja Turtles Christmas this year

Like all of his presents are Ninja Turtles everything comes full circle. Yeah man that's crazy

So your son's kind of more of a hipster than you.

It's all, I don't know man, like people say, you know, it all comes back around, but it's all just like straight up marketing.

Like people couldn't let Ninja Turtles die.

But I'm really glad they didn't. Have you seen that Nickelodeon? like people couldn't let Ninja Turtles die.

But I'm really glad they didn't.

Have you seen that Nickelodeon Ninja Turtles?

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