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Your nervous laugh makes me feel sorry for you. Does it? Which one?

That's kind of a half-nervous, half-David-Brent laugh.

I've sort of absumed... I don't know, that's not a word.

It bodes well for the podcast, so doesn't it?

I mean, we are on fire.

If in the introduction you're using words that potentially might not exist, I did

it then, because I almost got the word exist wrong.

Obsumed sounds like the sort of word

Will Self would make a point of using in an article

just so everyone reading it won't understand

the word. He is the only writer in the

British press that if I do read

one of his articles, I have to get

a dictionary.

Yes, but he knows you're doing that, and that's what I find quite annoying about him.

He also will pronounce foreign words that have been sort of used in English in a way that I've never heard anyone else pronounce them.

And it really annoys me.

I absolutely love it, love it! When British people say, oh yeah, it's really nice, really nice. My wife and I went there, Caroline and I went there. It was a fantastic restaurant.

I love it. Say restaurant for crying out loud.

Yeah.

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