Episode 1099: An Attache Case of Teeth

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.9 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 25 April 2024

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

Teeth stuff! Matt is fresh from the dentist and can't feel his mouth. Paul warns us of the toe eating effects of Camp Lejeune. Jacob is not sorry for witnessing Shabari. Some great scoop mail of all types and Jock Vs. Nerd Obelisk Trivia.

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0:00.0	This is the part of the show where we thank you, the ice cream truck drivers.
0:06.8	Thank you ice cream truck drivers.
0:08.5	Right now I'd like to thank Paul's brother, Paula, Piro, Sarah Boyle, Scoop de Jure, Scoop Cotta, Slurpy Coyer, motherfucker, and Thunder, Cougar, Falcon Scoop.
0:19.1	If you want to be an ice cream truck driver,
0:20.9	just like these fine folks,
0:22.1	and deliver that fucking ice cream straight to people's fucking ear holes,
0:25.1	you can head over to preaching fun.com.
0:27.1	Preachingfund.com is where you can go to sign up to be an ice cream truck driver,
0:31.4	and who knows.
0:32.2	Toot.
0:33.3	The life you save.
0:35.2	Maybe your own.
0:38.9	And now, a program.
0:41.2	Hey, Johnny.
0:42.2	Do you want to go to an ice cream social?
0:44.8	Yeah, I'd love to.
0:46.4	Great.
0:46.9	Let's go.
0:48.6	With a weird mood, and I may sound weird on the microphone.
0:52.4	Yeah.
0:52.6	Because my mouth is still numb.
0:54.4	You got numb mouth?
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