Episode 1096: Low T with Waffles

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.9 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 15 April 2024

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

Aussie Rob and Jacob in Churn, Matt in La Jolla, Paul in Pittsburgh and now matter where you are, penny stocks are a red flag. Paul and Matt have awkward pet murders.Paul is all over the latest Havana syndrome news, but does Penn know how much Paul knows? Scoop mail! -and Jock Vs Nerd Scoopardy Trivia.

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0:00.0	This is the part of the show where we thank the ice cream truck drivers.
0:06.9	Thank you ice cream truck drivers.
0:09.0	Right now I'd like to thank Bad Pirate Scoop, Bearded Scoop, Blue Line Scoop,
0:13.9	Christine Elsester, Christy Salinas, and Darren Cunningham.
0:17.8	If you want to be an ice cream truck driver, these are the folks that deliver that fucking ice cream
0:21.5	straight to your fucking ear holes.
0:23.3	You can head over to preaching fun.com.
0:25.6	Preaching fun.com is where you can go to sign up to be an ice cream truck driver.
0:30.1	And who knows?
0:32.1	The life you save may be your own.
0:36.6	You leaned too hard to that one.
0:38.4	That was too hard.
0:39.3	I watched hateful eight, or I watched the hateful eight on the flight back from Austin,
0:44.3	and then I finished watching it yesterday.
0:47.3	I was like, you know, I could just start talking in this cadence right here all the time.
0:54.8	I'd be, that'd be something.
0:57.1	Something was not the adjective I was going to use.
1:00.0	Something.
1:00.7	Bad idea.
1:01.3	Hey, Johnny.
1:02.3	Do you want to go to an ice cream social?
1:05.1	Yeah, I'd love to.
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