1144 a.m. Thursday, May 14th, 2026, episode number 1,095 of a, yeah, dude.

My name is Jonathan.

This is Seth.

Hello, Seth.

Jonathan, it's good to see you.

It's great to see you.

Good to see you.

I like a comedy that begins in the morning, starts in the

a.m. and transcends into the PM. It's, um, we're just under the, under the wire here.

It's like, you know, back in, uh, in high school, I got excited at New Year's because they just

want to like be doing something at 1159 and so magical to go.

To cross the threshold.

Cross that threshold.

Well, as we get older, I mean, if we keep doing this, we're going to start doing it at 8 a.m.

and we'll have both been up for four hours already or whatever.

You know, it's like I've been hanging out with my folks a lot lately.

And, you know, these fools can't sleep.

They can't stay asleep.

All those folks can't stay asleep.

5.30. They're up. What times you go to bed? I don't know. 11. I'm like, wait. Like what time you go to 8.30? Well, that too. They can go to bed. It doesn't matter what time they go to bed. I think is what it is. They don't sleep past. Four hours in the bed thinking about how they have three years left. What an awful life. Think about how much you think about

dying every day. Imagine if you were really in the bed thinking about how they have three years left. What an awful life. Think about how much

you think about dying every day. Imagine if you were really two years away from it, how much it

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