Episode 109
Sword and Scale
Incongruity
4.0 • 63.8K Ratings
🗓️ 4 March 2018
⏱️ 58 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Sword and scale contains adult themes and violence and is not intended for all audiences. |
| 0:06.0 | Listener discretion is advised. |
| 0:12.0 | And then those of you are like, well I'm not doing that to you. |
| 0:15.0 | No, you're right, you're not. You're turning a blind and fucking eye. |
| 0:18.0 | You piece of shit! Go to hell! hell go to hell go to hell welcome to |
| 0:27.7 | season five episode 109 of sword and scale a show that reveals that the worst monsters |
| 0:34.1 | are real. |
| 0:43.1 | Well, what a week. |
| 0:46.3 | Just jam-packed with kink-shaming. |
| 0:50.5 | I gotta say, there are so many sensitive people out there. |
| 0:55.9 | And, you know, murder pods aren't for everyone, especially this one. Sometimes, though, |
| 1:01.7 | a joke is just a joke. So go ahead and join as many triads as you want. Nobody really cares. |
| 1:06.7 | If you miss the fun and don't know what we're talking about, join our Facebook, Twitter, |
| 1:12.3 | and Insta for a recap of some very humorless people straining to find something to be offended at. |
| 1:17.3 | But it's funny what happened, because it really does go to show how seriously we can take ourselves and our particular causes. The story you're about to hear is very much about that, |
| 1:24.2 | and about hubris and arrogance, self-importance, and human nature, and how we can lash out |
| 1:30.5 | at others when our pride is hurt. Oh, and this is a two-parter. So part two will be available |
| 1:37.0 | one week after this episode debuts on Patreon. And by the time it comes out on the regular feed, |
| 1:44.0 | episode two will be available instantly |
| 1:46.1 | at patreon.com slash sword and scale for just $5. So since we're doing two episodes in two weeks, |
| 1:53.1 | we'll be skipping the next plus episode this week, and it will instead debut on March 11th. |
| 2:00.4 | All right, stay tuned. |
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