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What's up, what's having, and welcome to another edition of the Shortports presented by Barcelona

I'm your host, Hubbs, hopefully without a list.

My co-hosts, Tommy Spokes, Tom Skibelli,

he used to be alarming stupid, what's going on, buddy? but what's up I'm hoping that you do have a list but it's it gives me joy in life any episode or it sounds like you have a speech impediment is a good episode of my book.

So I have, it's Sunday night.

Me and my friends, we decided to start drinking at 5 o'clock today.

I went to a nice little margarita spot right by our place,

my future place, I'm not there yet.

So we're kind of just winging at this point,

I didn't want to go home, so I'm here.

I don't have a lisp I just don't

uh...

we recorded another episode where you were

uh... like very drunk which not that you are right now but the one time you were very drunk you came through with quite a list and but you didn't know I had one you didn't know I had it correct I didn't know I had it while we were recording but in post-production I'm listening

through it was like okay he definitely has a list and we couldn't tell if it was

because you were inebriated or because you were on your phone like walking the

street so we weren't sure what the connection was, but wasn't there another instance after that of you also sort of having a list?

I can't tell if our fucking listeners are fucking with me or not, so I don't know. There's a chance they were.

But in my, like the people I was with that night, we were in Cleveland and I think the

anxious was playing the Red Sox, excuse me.

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